tbh maybe calling the new character a wyvern isn't right. The current iteration looks more like a raptor with larger wings
Volpeon 
Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis. 
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
- Website
- volpeon.ink
- Speaking
- German, English
- Age
- 30s
- Pronouns
- he / him
- Backup Account
- @volpeon
- Bonus Content
- @areon
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Was für ein wildes Framing vom #Spiegel
#Bareiß von der #CDU hat keinen schweren Unfall 'gehabt' sondern einen schweren Unfall verursacht und 'synthetische Betäubungsmittel' klingt viel harmloser als "Drogen". Und er nimmt auch keine 'Auszeit' - die Staatanwaltschaft ermittelt.
Die Opfer kommen gar nicht vor.
Korrekt lautet es also:
"Thomas #Bareiß hat unter Drogeneinfluss einen schweren Unfall mit drei Schwerverletzten verursacht."
Echter Journalismus.
Das wär' mal wieder was.
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Google Earth added a weird "edit with AI" mode, so I fixed the biggest error in London.
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Wie viele Erdnüsse passen in eine Jungkrähe?
JA! 😍
(Ton an für cute Kleinkrähen-Fütterungs-Sounds!)
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Wer zuerst kommt, snackt zuerst! 🥜
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After promising to never put ads...Haha, as if these promises mean anything at all
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so mastodon apparently did a survey back in may. some of the results are Quite Predictable
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https://e926.net/posts/4435642
Source 1: https://i.pximg.net/img-original/img/2023/11/13/21/00/03/113383533_p0.png
Source 2: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/113383533
(Reference ID: 6217)
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I might have been in the wildlife park again. The Lynxes are just so beautiful! Also the beanz :3
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NFC (near-feline communication)
GIFALT
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Point de vue : vous avez apporté un présent à Bob. Hop, hop !
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A fascinating article about how a group of journalists working for the Hungary state news agency quietly documented all the ways the news was manipulated under the Orbán regime. They have now released a detailed report.
Among many things, this is a terrific example of resistance during the rule of authoritarian regimes. Document, document, document the abuses because one day the sun will shine and the truth can be revealed.
telexNearly 500-page document details manipulation of news at Hungarian state news agency during Orbán eraMTI journalists spent 10 years collecting evidence of orders from above instructing them to withhold or rewrite news stories. MTVA’s new leadership has launched an investigation into the matter.Shit, I shouldn't have checked Minecraft mods. The Minecraft mood is coming back
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Lasset die Erdnuss-Spiele beginnen!
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Wenig Platzt am Geländer, da muss man schon kreativ sein, um an die Nüsse zu kommen! Vielleicht unter der vorderen Krähe durch?
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meownya
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Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Done: "Let's add a delay so malware can be discovered while many haven't installed it yet"
Next up: "Everyone uses the delay now so nobody finds the malware"
Then: "Let's assign people to take a look at packages during the delay phase"
Then: "Our reviewers can't keep up so malware still slips through. Let's replace the time-based delay with a flag reviewers need to set once they're done."
Next up: "Everyone uses the delay now so nobody finds the malware"
Then: "Let's assign people to take a look at packages during the delay phase"
Then: "Our reviewers can't keep up so malware still slips through. Let's replace the time-based delay with a flag reviewers need to set once they're done."
I wonder how long it takes until npm has fully reinvented an approval-based process from first principles to address the supply chain attacks