Replying to @Erpel@hai.z0ne.social
@Erpel "No officer, I didn't commit arson on the BMW headquarters. It was a strategic placement of fire to generate a strong impression of customers' opinion about the not-ads! This isn't traditional arson"
Volpeon 
Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis. 
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
- Website
- volpeon.ink
- Speaking
- German, English
- Age
- 30s
- Pronouns
- he / him
- Backup Account
- @volpeon
- Bonus Content
- @areon
After promising to never put ads...Haha, as if these promises mean anything at all
Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
@catsalad Cat has replaced the transaction with a lifetime order of tuna
Shit, I shouldn't have checked Minecraft mods. The Minecraft mood is coming back
Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Done: "Let's add a delay so malware can be discovered while many haven't installed it yet"
Next up: "Everyone uses the delay now so nobody finds the malware"
Then: "Let's assign people to take a look at packages during the delay phase"
Then: "Our reviewers can't keep up so malware still slips through. Let's replace the time-based delay with a flag reviewers need to set once they're done."
Next up: "Everyone uses the delay now so nobody finds the malware"
Then: "Let's assign people to take a look at packages during the delay phase"
Then: "Our reviewers can't keep up so malware still slips through. Let's replace the time-based delay with a flag reviewers need to set once they're done."
I wonder how long it takes until npm has fully reinvented an approval-based process from first principles to address the supply chain attacks
Random horrible reminder that YAML-LD exists, and in an official capacity, too
w3c.github.io/yaml-ld/
w3c.github.ioYAML-LD 1.0w3c.github.io/yaml-ld/
Replying to @fristi@56k.dile-up.nl
@fristi I'll take "to cut costs at the expense of livability" for 1000€, Alex
Media where people send smaller dragons after their enemies like falconers
Media where people send smaller dragons after their enemies like falconers
WEEWOO 
Replying to @baralheia@dragonchat.org
explode.moth.monsterexplosion gif makermake any image explode 💥Replying to @mianotapancake@void.lgbt
@mianotapancake FUCK
tfw tomorrow is Monday but you don't have to work 