What is your weirdest self-hosting problem you've had to solve? For me: Mouse inside the server.

The mouse did not survive interrogation.

Also mouse not pictured.

Fail2ban crashing on 3 seperate days i tried setting it up then one day i did the exact same thing an it worked

One time when I was 10 my PS2 wouldn’t work so I threatened to punch it if it didn’t work again. It didn’t work so I punched it. Then it worked.