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What are some good uses for Vaseline?
Replying to @ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
I know a girl who thinks it goes. she’ll make you breakfast. she’ll make you toast. but she don’t use butter, and she don’t use cheese. she don’t use jelly or any of these
she uses vaseline
Replying to @thenextguy@sh.itjust.works
wtf…
are you certain she wasn’t trying to kill an abuser?
Fun fact, the inventor of Vaseline recommended eating it, and ate it every day.
Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten “more than a teaspoon” of it every day.[[6][7]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough#cite_note-:0-7)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough?wprov=sfla1
en.wikipedia.orgRobert Chesebrough - Wikipedia