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This is great! It’s been frankly hard work avoiding using Meta, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Threads and all of Zuckerberg’s other merciless surveillance and manipulation systems, and now I don’t have to worry about avoiding it any more because I don’t need to give deliberate consent at all, I only need to be within range of someone who has given unwitting consent on my behalf. And inside my own home when I’m my most unguarded and sincere, believing I’m only sharing my thoughts with the people present. What a win!

Hi guys! Welcome back. So today we’re going to see if we can trigger that unsigned integer underflow bug that some of you have been talking about. As you can see here I’ve already got an Iberia Airbus A380 heading perfectly due West towards Null Island and, thanks to the telemetry bug we found last week that still hasn’t been patched we’ve got it showing as a two-seater Cessna so the occupation rate is 15000% so what were going to do is get the latitude, longitude and altitude to all cross zero at the same time…

Mix it with human hair to make model animals that you then eat for your actually surprisingly unentertaining late-nineties MTV chat show.

The Vaseline is usually just out of reach, though, on a rickety end table with the scorpion terrarium.

Don’t use WD-40 for that. It’s not a lubricant, it’s a cleaner. Use silicone lube or oil instead.

Not a direct answer to your question, but assuming you have a switch that supports VLANs you don’t need a second ethernet port at all.

You’ll have to take my word for it, but I am pantslessly dancing in victory.

I read “I R Madlad” in the style of “I R Baboon”.

Easy-peasy. No sweat.

Honestly, the level of doublethink on display by some Apple fans is impressive normally but this is amazing. Apple “defeats” RAM prices by making you pay for something several times over while not actually getting to own it? Fucking bootlickers.

When did they stop pretending that they were the good guys?