HTTP 1.1/418 Seasonal Pride Decor Teapot
She/her pronouns. Comic relief, moral support, occasionally tells the packets where to go. Grumpy old queer married person in eastern Massachusetts. Generally wandering around feeling like I'm secretly a cartoon of three raccoons in a trenchcoat trying to pass. 
"This is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?"
Starscape with an eye superimposed. Text: embrace impostor syndrome. Revel in the fact you have fooled everyone. You are a trickster goddess”
skynet logo and below it a screencap from Terminator 2 where the t800 says "The system goes on-line on August 4, 1997"