people always say "lucky" when I mention I have never received a speeding ticket
No‼️
I just LOOK at the limit and GO THAT SPEED‼️
Volpeon 
Replying to @privateger@plasmatrap.com
@privateger Whenever family members warn everyone about local speed traps in our group chat, I can't help but think "just drive at the limit and none of this would be a problem, what the fuck are you doing"