Pianosaurus 🕴

Likes: Hats, bridges, rain, turtles, very small things, levitating businessmen, drinking tea with the lights off after everyone else has gone to bed, and Oxford commas.

Why you should follow me: Did you ever watch Unbreakable, starring Bruce Willis? I've got no sense of smell, but in return I got five wisdom teeth. It makes me, like, 25% wiser that many other people.

Other facts: Married. Two children. Mostly content.

Profile picture: Me with a Jolly Roger-hat.