Replying to @Cal@kind.social
@Cal with all the knock off KFC inspired chicken takeaway names, there's got to be Seattle Fried Chicken somewhere
patter
// manchester // europe // hired geek // aws // python // php // alopex lagopus // leftist furry // he/him
When you've not unlocked euro text in your shop's POS (sorry Germany)
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Replying to @Primo@donphan.social
@Primo @chloeraccoon @mynameistillian trying to find anything like "fuck the ambulance" and ...
Replying to @wxcafe@tacobelllabs.net
@wxcafe and I'm sure there's some "forbidden" signs that have a red diagonal line across a symbol for the forbidden thing
Replying to @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk
@chloeraccoon @Primo @mynameistillian out of context Jon Stewart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw3eRHeI-m4
YouTubeJohn Oliver: Brussels Ambulance sounds like Mickey Mouse getting f'd on a washing machineReplying to @muetdhiver@piaille.fr
@muetdhiver there's drinking some water during the day (usually with coffee in), then there's whatever America's doing
sure, hydrate, but that much? :)
Replying to @ricci@discuss.systems
@ricci there's so many instances that block mastodon.social because it's bot the public swimming pool & cesspool
Replying to @patterfloof@meow.social
re: UK Politics
@RolloTreadway minor independent candidates going round their friends "OK, which one of you's didn't vote for me?"
all these "AI escapes & downloads confidential data" and it's still not regarded as malware?
Replying to @Bobbins@bobbinsrobots.com
@Bobbins shopping website should almost be easier, it doesn't have to be filled with trackers, ads & other malware that may occasionally earn fractions of a cent
it's a list of your real products you actually make that people can buy with real many dollars
Replying to @RolloTreadway@beige.party
re: UK Politics
@RolloTreadway if you add the Farage & Binface results together, that's 90% of the vote
turnout was down 14%, some of the other candidates must have been down to single figures of votes cast.
Replying to @Flowermob@mastodon.social
@Flowermob dear god it really is The Onion meme https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/
The OnionFBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United StatesWASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.Replying to @chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk
@chloeraccoon @Edwin085 *maintain inner peace*
*maintain inner peace*
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Replying to @JamesPadraicR@mastodon.social
@JamesPadraicR @cstross come on caleb, you're at least meant to put 1 joke in them
Replying to @ellie@awesomefreakingbunnies.online
@ellie Vernor Vinge was onto something when he called it "the net of lies" in one of his novels
Replying to @josh@masto.byrd.ws
@josh wow, it's even got the little keylock, so you can pretend there's a startup procedure as you turn the ignition