*first day at my new marketing job*
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
@lowqualityfacts Me: Toblerzero
Toblerone executives: Get out
Replying to @neutrinodisaster@vivaldi.net
@neutrinodisaster but wait, then we'll get money without all expenses of making a product! Think about the profit boost!!
— Open image attachment 1 of 1gif of grunkle stan from gravity falls saying: my one and only dream, which was to posess money, has come true, as confetti falls from above him