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Lina@lina@neuromatch.social
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stop joking around the goose is losing value and it wasn't even valued in the first place this isn't fucking funny anymore

goose stock graph, showing a 12.53% drop in goose share valuation on 6/26 from a previous close of 7118 to an opening of 6412, currently sitting at 6226 with an intraday market cap of 35.481T
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Lina@lina@neuromatch.social
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king theoden asking aragorn "where was gander when the goose stock fell?"
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MrGrumpyMonkey@mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social
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@lina The Goose is cooked?

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Gurre Vildskägg@Gurre@mastodon.nu
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@mrgrumpymonkey @lina

Time to listen to the song about Boiled Goose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA
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Raglan Niall :lk: :tinoflag:@Niall@mastodon.nz
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@Gurre Turbo Bass is not a toy.

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Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫@petealexharris@mastodon.scot
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@lina
I like to imagine the drop in that graph was triggered by Softbank leaking an image that accidentally illustrated Marxist theory and why AI is stupid in one memable package. It'll be wild if it ends up in our folk history of how the AI bubble popped.

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Gurre Vildskägg@Gurre@mastodon.nu
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@petealexharris @lina
Please let this be how it goes down. Pleeeeease.
We could use a sign that the timeline is heading in a better direction.

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stefan (stefbun)@stefan@akko.lightnovel-dungeon.de
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@lina the jokes continue until the stock market normalizes!
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🔹 Jakob Givoni@jgivoni@mastodon.social
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@stefan @lina Normalizes? What does that even mean when talking about something so unnatural as the stock market?

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stefan (stefbun)@stefan@akko.lightnovel-dungeon.de
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@jgivoni @lina Less hot air in valuations I guess
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🔹 Jakob Givoni@jgivoni@mastodon.social
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@stefan @lina Isn't "hot air" just another metaphor for "incorrect stock price"?

Doesn't really help to define what "correct" is supposed to mean.

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MrGrumpyMonkey@mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social
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@lina Buy the dip.

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noodlejetski :verified_gay:@noodlejetski@masto.ai
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@mrgrumpymonkey @lina can I get some guac

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Rob Ricci@ricci@discuss.systems
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@lina :0_goose: :gull_scream:

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Rob Ricci@ricci@discuss.systems
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@lina time to liquidize your goose and buy some gold

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Henrý Ólson@nemo@camp.crates.im
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@lina goose value 71

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James R.B. Eastwood@jrbe@scholar.social
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@lina did we... did we do this?

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embix@brezelradar@norden.social
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@lina

1 short sell Softbank
2 post goose memes
3 ?
4 Profit

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Felichs@felichsdakatze@mastodon.social
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@lina

Did not anyone else learn that trends tend to continue? Just look at it...textbook

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Bonkers@bonkers@nerdculture.de
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@lina but the stock market is boooring. Memes are fun

https://nerdculture.de/@bonkers/116819284891648028

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MegatronicThronBanks@megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social
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@lina The Goose! The Goose! The Goose Right Now!

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Tony Wells@TonyJWells@mastodon.social
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@lina

Don't be short termist ! Hold Goose ! Chart only goes up and down! Goose goes honk !

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Mia Rose 🖋️ Writer@miawinter@mastoart.social
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@lina shareholders didn't value the goose

Now they pay the price

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(eval 'Toast)@toast@donotsta.re
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@miawinter @lina 71 egg
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The tip of the Zioberg@johnkavs@mastodon.ie
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@lina the goose is cooked

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Nuclear Oatmeal :paranoid:@NuclearOatmeal@beige.party
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@lina

You're not going to get to 1 quadrillion with that kind of attitude

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sminkidinki :cat_smoke:@sminkidinki@app.wafrn.net
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@lina@neuromatch.social

looks like the value of the goose is subject to the observer effect!

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Claire@ClaireH@blahaj.zone
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@lina@neuromatch.social Sounds like their goose is cooked

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Mitch Rose@mrose@universeodon.com
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@lina

TIme to buy more SPCX tho

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unkx@unkx@icosahedron.website
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@lina The goose’s P/E was incorrectly valued.

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Tor Iver Wilhelmsen@toriver@mas.to
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@lina Fool’s Gold-en goose.

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Epic Null@Epic_Null@infosec.exchange
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@lina I think the market is realizing the crappy feedbowl is not a fucking goose.

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Morning Song@MorningSong@weirder.earth
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@lina bubble pop! bubble pop!

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Johannes Hentschel@johentsch@hostux.social
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@lina
Could someone please provide the background information need to understand this post and the comments?

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UpLateGeek@UpLateGeek@bitbang.social
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@lina I guess the market doesn’t value the goose either.

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Pxl Phile@ppxl@social.tchncs.de
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@lina what if this particular AI goose was valued after all? But not in a good way

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Matt Palmer@womble@infosec.exchange
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@lina all your goose are belong to us.

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