Creating the most bland, generic stand-in cartoon meme character called "jakbert"
hot topic nigga Karn
Replying to a post on ebiverse.social
@anemone @RustyCrab Biden changed this and it fucks your credit now
They're called the Dallas "Cowgoys" and their flag is just the Israeli flag. What the frick.
Replying to @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co
@RustyCrab @anemone the Chinese company that owns opera gx made a payday loan app that they only released in Nigeria and India, when you signed up you had to give them access to your contacts and if you missed a payment they would send basically this as an automated message every hour to everyone in your contacts list
My new plan to lose weight is that I made myself a fake cigarette out of a rolled up index card and some tape, and every time I feel like snacking I'm going to pretend to take a drag on my fake cigarette and tell myself "I'm not hungry, I have nicotine, yum yum,"
I had a dream where Obama did 9/11 by personally flying a plane that soaked the towers in jet fuel and then he stepped out on the boarding ramp while in the air, lit a match on his Freemason tie tack, and said "the fire rises" as he threw it onto the buildings. #DreamDiary #DreamJournal #911 #Obama
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@mischievoustomato lmao
emergency name in case I need to immediately become Chinese Replying to @hfaust@shitposter.world
@hfaust situationship situationslop
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