hot topic nigga Karn

Creating the most bland, generic stand-in cartoon meme character called "jakbert"

@bajax @demha hell yeah, very neat

@anemone @RustyCrab Biden changed this and it fucks your credit now

They're called the Dallas "Cowgoys" and their flag is just the Israeli flag. What the frick.

@anemone what if collections agency but they just call you every day and scream BROKE NIGGA ALERT

@karn I can't believe Obama morbed all over those towers

My new plan to lose weight is that I made myself a fake cigarette out of a rolled up index card and some tape, and every time I feel like snacking I'm going to pretend to take a drag on my fake cigarette and tell myself "I'm not hungry, I have nicotine, yum yum,"

@RustyCrab f

I had a dream where Obama did 9/11 by personally flying a plane that soaked the towers in jet fuel and then he stepped out on the boarding ramp while in the air, lit a match on his Freemason tie tack, and said "the fire rises" as he threw it onto the buildings. #DreamDiary #DreamJournal #911 #Obama

@mischievoustomato lmao

Like how they have Christian names, people should be adopting Chinese names

I find it tremendously difficult to watch those Clancy juror interview videos. Under a minute I get mad and half to stand up and walk away.

Friends with benefits slop

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