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sanitation@sanitation@lemmy.today
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New Parody Site Threatens to Replace CEOs With AI for Tiny Fraction of Their Bloated Salaries

www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/parody-threatens-replace-ceos-ai-110200973.html
Yahoo NewsNew Parody Site Threatens to Replace CEOs With AI for Tiny Fraction of Their Bloated Salaries"Introducing the world's first Chief Executive Replacement Engine."
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tigermountain@tigermountain@lemmy.world
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I’ve read that one of the jobs most suited to takeover by AI are CEOs.

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floofloof@floofloof@lemmy.ca
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LLMs are bullshit machines. I dont see how there’s any question.

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T00l_shed@T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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Yes, but can they “synergise, the verticals, while hyperspeeding through deepdiving outside of the box thinking?” I think NOT

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mirshafie@mirshafie@europe.pub
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Sounds like you’re using a 2025 harness on your CEO bot bro

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BeMoreCareful@BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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All of these ideas are literally the best things I ever heard.

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T00l_shed@T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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Thank you for your value add

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Anarki_@Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I recently heard someone say their boss told them they’ve been adding a lot of shareholder value lately.

Yes they work as a sloperator.

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T00l_shed@T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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Replying to @⁨Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone⁩

That hurts my soul. Its like “gee thanks boss! Im so happy to make the ruling class more wealthy!”

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T00l_shed@T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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You are really a thought leader, I’ll need to ping some ideas off of you to help move the needle. But we will have to circle back. We can take this offline.

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