Reddit folklore.

In the times when it felt like a small community, someone was in an airport, I think and thought another person was on Reddit. They asked how they could tell for sure, and it was decided there should be a question someone could ask, where the answer would make it clear that they were a Reddit user. The question was “when does a narwhal bacon”. The answer was midnight.

Dear lord I’m old. I was in that thread.

Same. Need some ibuprofen? I got the 800s

I’ve got codeine from Japan.

YOU BE WHAT?

i’m glad i wasn’t – i thought i was terminally online until i saw this. lol

I used to be, but now I check Lemmy a couple times a day for a few mins. Otherwise I’m reading or watching Nebula.

Kind of like “do u liek mudkipz?” from back when /b/ wasn’t as bad.

Or the, uh, triforce thing.

Cringe redditor shit