@evacide sorry but how is that not a party?

@mangochutney you're not partying, just the cake

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@evacide hah excellent plan and yes I too have resorted to cake baking and either inviting peeps over or taking it where I go :p

@evacide that's also an enjoyable thing!

@evacide I tried throwing a party once, but it turns out it's much easier to just roll a party down an incline.

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This is the way

@evacide cake? 👀

@evacide that sounds like a party to me!

@evacide the entire plot of super Mario 64

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We called this "tea". It was a runaway success. More fun than anything we ever called a party.

@evacide *nods* This is the way.

@evacide Brilliant idea, I should adopt this as well

@evacide Sounds like a term-limited invite. Which… not a bad idea?

Ah damn

Now I can't get the mandarin-chocolate-Cointreau cake out of my mind that a local bakery made where I went to college. That was so addictive.

@evacide good call.

Looks at calendar.

Oh, shit.

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When you said
"I have stopped throwing parties",
I thought you meant that you'd taken legal action to get places like this shut down. 🤪

@evacide I knew I had reached a new stage in life when I had a collection of weird cheese after new year's eve, not weird booze

@evacide this sounds highly effective 😅

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This is genius

@evacide brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

My wife would very like this excuse to bake and eat cake, but without the invitations bit. I'll pass that on. 🙏