Do turkeys that tell you to cook from frozen usually turn out as good as thawed ones?

Actually, I used to know this, but since I’ve turned vegatarian, and since I’m getting a lot of flack for that life changing decision from you meat eaters, I’m unwilling to tell you. Sowwy!

Drops into a post asking about how to cook a turkey to announce their veganism and say, “I know but I’m not telling yoooooooou.”

Are you just and annoying in real life? Nobody gives a fuck if you’re vegan, nor your likely garbage turkey recipe.