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Smart devices can testify against you: How home robot data is being used in court
www.the-independent.com/tech/robot-vacuum-fitbit-smart-device-data-trial-b3052060.html
Replying to @Mustachius_Grumpius@thelemmy.club
Thankfully, everything I am surrounded with has a reason to plead insanity.
Replying to @brem@lemmy.world
Hereby, I now submit to the court, Exhibit X! My first edition copy of “How To Stop Worrying And Start Living”
Jury gasps
And it’s companion piece, “How To Win Friends And Influence People”, also a first edition
Jury begins vomiting on each other, furiously
May I now request that Exhibit X approach the bench?
Judge becomes visibly moist