Replying to @boatload@mk.absturztau.be
hold blobcat gentle like hamburger
— Open image attachment 1 of 1A blobcat plushie held with both hands on its sides, like they are holding a hamburger, in front of a bus stop named Georges Burger

i like my boats with axles on them
Replying to @boatload@mk.absturztau.be
hold blobcat gentle like hamburger
— Open image attachment 1 of 1average person eats 3 burgers a year factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 burgers per year. Burger Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
— Open image attachment 1 of 1