Since none of the tech companies "red teams" seem to actually red team their own shit and leave them riddled with trivially exploitable bugs, I wonder if I could get a job being an actual red teamer who hates the product and tries to break it with malice. How do you get that kind of job. Like everyone else I have listened in envy to the pentester episodes of darknet diaries and I want that for me.
Replying to @jonny@neuromatch.social
@jonny I dunno man, listen to "Shake Your Foundations" by AC/DC a lot and do a bag of coke? "Red Team Shoe Diaries" doesn't have quite the same ring to it and you might wake up David Duchovny (he could pull it off as Denise Bryson in 1990 but not now)