“This is the AI men actually use”: Meta ads pushed apps nudifying real teens

Other ads animated a photo of a 14-year-old Instagram influencer “showing off her new sports club uniform” into “a video of her performing oral sex.”

Ok that’s enough internet for now. Please alert me when it is safe to return.

Don’t wait standing

(I dont know if this translates, in argentina we day “get yourself a chair” or “don’t wait standing” meaning that something wont happen)

I think we say, “don’t hold your breath,” in English.

Or “don’t count on it” (because if you did you’d be counting for eternity)

I’m sure there’s more I’m not thinking of right now…

“Why don’t you wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first”

… yeah, I like the chair one

When I was a kid I thought the saying was “why don’t you piss in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills first?” And I was like wow adults are gross

idk which hand you’d fill first doing that method, lmao

It’s basically just a crass way to say “wishing is for suckers”