People who talk excessively loudly and can be heard across the entire office.

People who hate on their spouses, bragging when they’re “in the dog house”. Divorces exist, Brent, you don’t have to stay married to a person you hate.

In a similar vein, people who comment about work being a “break from the family”. I had my first kid a year or so ago and one person at my new job said how it must be nice to “get away for awhile”.

I actually said “no, I love my family and enjoy my home life.” They avoid me now.

Nice win for you. Congrats on the new family.

I have friends with kids and are in happy living relationships, but they’re definitely not upset to get some away time from the chaos of young children when they go to school or daycare. That’s not to say they don’t love them or love being around them, but it’s a lot of work and a break isn’t inherently a negative thing.

I don’t like boomer humour like making constant insults about one’s in laws or their spouse. I do think that your coworker definitely came with the wrong tone and probably fits that bill. Solid in you for shutting that shit down.

I 100% agree that a break isn’t a negative thing and I thank my mother in law every time she watches our kid.

Never in my life will being at work be better than being at home. Regardless, It’s the same guy who makes off hand comments like my wife “wears the pants” and “is the boss”. I use to ignore the comments and just carry on but I didn’t hold it in the last time.

I get it. More people need to push back on that kind of stuff. I jokingly refer to my wife as my accountant when the discussion of money comes up, but it’s because she’s literally an accountant. I then give her all of the accolades for why we are financially stable and get to do fun things. Nothing demeaning, and always followed up with high praise.

Lol this guy might be a cuck and want you to bang his wife.

I hate it when people kick off their shoes and put their gross ass feet up on the chairs and desks 😩

Verbal abuse.

Having to be in it.

the internet exists.

My boss is apparently unaware of this.

we need a new boss. or rather a guillotine

coworker says “I’m old fashioned” and refuses to employ the simplest keyboard shortcuts

Which do they think came first?

They should use a vertical mouse at least!

What? The mouse came waaaay after keyboards and shortcuts, that makes no sense. They are just lazy and stupid.

Meetings where all the managers say their own thing about cheering on the company.

“Our AUM is on track to surpass our goals, and we are very happy. I just want to thank the company for providing my excellent team the resources we’ve employed to set ourselves up for success”.

People walking by in backless shoes that slap against their feet with every step.

“Let’s go around the room” #killme

Reheating seafood. Don’t think I need to elaborate.

Does that mean if it’s the first time I’ve heated this canned tuna I’m in the clear?

That not everyone has reached the blatantly obvious conclusion that offices are an anachronism, especially those eye sore tall buildings that lay half empty.

People who cough and splutter at their desks instead of staying home until they stop.

Patronising tours on your first day where they boast about the great facilities but also lecture you about how to keep the place clean, being considerate to coworkers, not being too loud, etc. I’m not a 8yo.

Dirty lounge chairs because people sit on one and prop their feet up on the next

This is a pet peeve on myself. I’m in a supervisor position and sometimes I will get frustrated at people because they have a bad work ethic. I have to remember not everyone has the same work ethic as me and I also have an irrational fear of being fired/laid off.

I didn’t much care for office lunch events, but the free food usually made up for it… except that time the boss got Chipoltle or whatever its called.

Chipotle is one thing. Chipotle catering is another thing entirely, and for the worse.

It is somewhat defensible, but installing a coffee machine and not letting other people use it. I am willing to provide my own coffee and clean everything, but it is too tempting to have an espresso machine and not be able to use it.

This one is entirely defensible!

You are willing to provide and clean, everyone else will not.

Karen from accounting will come use up the high-dollar beans you received as a present, make it wrong, leave a mess, and then claim her Starbucks mocha-choca-itchy-gitchy-ya-ya was better anyway…

Having to hear conservatives and liberals talk about their politics all day. How they think their stupid ideologies will fix the United States.

When I say something like “^” and they type “caret”. Why…

Also putting drinks in the freezer to get them cold faster. Even if you remember 99% of the time: A. No you don’t. 2. That’s still at least 2 exploded drinks in the freezer every year.

I had a very nice coworker, who I got on really well with. But he has the disgusting habit of eating cereal with an open mouth. I could hear it through my noise cancelling earbuds. Great guy, but that really bothered me.

When people get upset that I bought durian to the office, I was going to share the durian with every one.

Next time try microwaving a fish meal. Your colleagues will surely appreciate the aroma.

I’ve brought fermented shark multiple times. Nobody ever wants any.

lol this thread is so funny to me. i don’t work “in” an office, but I handle the maintenance/operations of a few large office towers. the worst is office workers who think that they are superior to blue collar workers like us or the custodians and think that the temperature not being perfect or the mess they made not being cleaned up fast enough is a war crime. then on the flip side sending in ridiculous maintenance requests for simple things like a wobbly table, flipping a breaker because there’s too much shit plugged in, or a sock on the street, which just makes me laugh.

Not being able to deliver bad news / admit when something has gone wrong

I have a coworker who’s doing all of our UI and screen designs. Every time he has finished a design he immediately wants to talk about it and randomly calls. Sometimes when he spots small errors in a live project (“this looks a bit wonky in Safari”, “the headline here needs three pixels more margin”), he wants me to immediately fix them and gets pissed when I finish my current task first.

Dude, we all have work to do here, yours isn’t (always) the most important one. I am very close to escalating this to my boss, because it gets increasingly difficult to ignore it and sometimes it feels like he’s cosplaying as my manager.

In short: I hate getting interrupted when I’m in the middle of a task and I hate someone breathing down my neck. I’ll get to it when I get to it.

UX and development need to work tightly together. Plan a time to provide feedback.

Just generally having to do all of the office culture stuff when my type of work (programming) is much better done remotely. Having to wake up much earlier than needed to commute all the way to the office dressed up according to their policy, showing up on time and having to be stuck there the whole day even at the times of the day where there’s not much work to be done, having to deal with certain coworkers that I’d rather avoid, having managers spending more time trying to pressure you than doing any actual work etc.

Work would be so much better if I could just deal with the problems being solved rather than the corporate rituals we all have to take part in.

A fucking open office floor plan. A lot of my work took deep concentration. If I didn’t have noise cancelling headphones I wouldn’t have been able to get anything done. Businesses adopted it because it was cheaper and one or two articles, since refuted, said it was good for collaboration. And nervous managers couldn’t possibly imagine that someone they couldn’t see was actually working.