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friendly_ghost@friendly_ghost@beehaw.org
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I am a cisgender man who just turned 50. What are the funniest names I can use for my body parts when I go to the doctor?

A friend of mine referred to his nose as his “beak” and I was like, I can use that. What other funny names can I use for my aging body parts?

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TheAlbatross@TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I feel like you can get away with calling your penis a tallywacker at this point.

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Track_Shovel@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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What is a tally and why are we whacking them?

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UltraGiGaGigantic@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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Wanna rub our Tally Sticks together?

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UltraGiGaGigantic@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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Dillydangler

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