Replying to @owl@infosec.pub
“I approached yer mom last night, n00b.”
Soulphite
Replying to @FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works
Yeah, I go into graphics settings anymore and I’m overwhelmed by all the damn settings… the fuck happened to games?
Replying to @TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world
I have what I self proclaim a “float switch”. Once my head tilts a 45 degree angle, I fall asleep. I’ve been like this all my 39 years of existence. I cannot go to these new movie theaters labeled “Dream Lounger Ultra XL” with those reclining king size sofas because I can’t justify paying $30 to take a nap.
My wife gets mad at me how fast I fall asleep. I can’t fucking help it!