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That’s my point: Neither are and yet this doctor wasn’t arrested over this like if he had a different hidden camera

I remember a bunch of DateLine exposeés about doctors who used hidden cameras to record patients.

What does it matter if that camera was sold by Facebook?

It’s not even a personal camera. The footage is uploaded to Facebook where they have humans categorize and tag it.

Directories and webrings

The web used to be so small that Yahoo! had real humans doing the categorizing.

My kid wants to build a gaming PC for their birthday.

Am I cooked?

We live in a boring, ugly, stupid universe.

Having been in the poly community, pooling resources without some kind of contract is going to end messy.

Might need the roflcopter

Quite possibly lmao

I remember trying to warn everyone about this and being told I was helping the terrorists.

Can’t have a neighborhood complaining about noise if there’s no neighborhood

The developer mentions wanting to expand in the article

Can do it for expanding a data center

Nah, they’ll have the government eminent domain the houses for pennies on the dollar

And a bunch of random apps for restaurants that you installed to get a discount

Hell, an OS that gave me separate profiles for different pins could be useful for a bunch of things.

A duress PIN should load a normal looking phone so the dumb cops think you complied. Hide the wipe behind texts from your mom and emails from work.

The one good use I’ve seen for it is as a promo vehicle for a sneaker shop

I used to work for Oracle and this pleases me. Nobody should have to work for Oracle.