‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles

Why are so many of you still shopping with Amazon? Genuinely I do not understand it.

Because Amazon wiped out what Walmart and other big box stores didn’t kill in the first round. Sometimes there’s literally no place else to get what I need, not even order it in to a local store. On top of that, Google search for products is so wrecked that the choices it returns are amazon links, or links to websites that also provide amazon links to the same products. It’s fucked up.

(FWIW I do buy local or direct from businesses other than Amazon when possible, but it’s simply not possible all the time)

So what you’re saying is, you shop on Amazon because it’s easy… yeahhh that’s not a good enough excuse.