PM_ME_YOUR_BOOBIES

I think that this was the plot of a popular tv show. It failed.

You can seed ea game torrents. Not play them, just seed.

How the hell will this be enforced

Typically a soldered on sim chip, or esim software. You can disable it on some cars, for example I was able to bypass it on my 4runner pretty easily. I lost the feature to find my car, lock doors or see its status using the Toyota app though but I am 100% ok with that.