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Apple is working on camera-equipped AirPods that appear to be nearly ready to launch, based on a video MacRumors found in the macOS Tahoe 26.7 release candidate.
www.macrumors.com/2026/08/17/camera-equipped-airpods-macos-26-7/
Why the fuck would I want ear cameras?
Because you want to become a pigeon.
Okay, I’m listening…
Its not for you, its for the billionaires to use to track and manipulate and blackmail the general populace.
Oops. Sorry i dropped my airpods at your feet. Oh no. I accidentally recorded underneath your skirt. Arent i a klutz.
Dont worry little girl. I will make it up to you. Do you want candy? Or shall we go eat some ice cream together?
Oops. Sorry i dropped my airpods at your feet.
Oops, sorry I stepped on it…