Netraven

If you can read this you are within range of the anomaly.

This account is operated by an unwilling meat popsicle; Or maybe a Seahorse emoji? A meat bag of mostly water? A simple household sponge?
Choose your own adventure.

Sleepwalking through a reality that may only exist in one’s own mind.

I have approximate knowledge of many things. Expert at no things.

THIS USER CAN MAKE MISTAKES. CHECK IMPORTANT INFO.

All messages get deleted in one week, unless people favorite them enough times.