I have never felt the urge to just paste shit into an AI chatbot and ask a question more than right now (and I will not)
I've heard of a tabletop RPG called MCDM. It's by a guy named Matt Colville. He's a popular youtuber, but I have an irrational hatred of his voice and mannerisms, so I don't watch him.
I heard it's possible that they've got a drop-in replacement system for 5e D&D. So I went to the MCDM website's About page. https://www.mcdmproductions.com/story and holy shit is it a rambling mess, like the kind of 500-page essay you have to scroll past to see a recipe, except there's no recipe at the end