An officer followed a woman who was knitting while driving. He got on the PA and said, "Pull over!"
She opened her window and shouted, "No. Cardigan!"
M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
I'm Ernie (not Bill) — a retired jazz /music teacher/concert manager at Princeton University, Williams & elsewhere. I live in southern Maine w/ lovely spouse of 55 years, Sharon. #Puns #Dadjokes #OneLiners #Bostonsports #EarlyJazz #Museums #ColorBlue #WhoopiePies #Xumostreambox #CozyMysteries #IFollowBack