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Tell them you’re proud of them, they seem to be a high functioning mentally disabled person and are doing great in life.

Eh, first blowjob was pretty mind blowing.

To shreds you say?

Yeah, OP must be some sort of moran to question this.

Ah, yes, my left knee and right elbow. That’ll get 'em.

Why, that’s a Doggo Goodaboyis, of course!

Hey you, you’re finally awake.

Hillbilly awaiting his anal probing stark naked with cheeks spread in a field.

“Gosh dang it, Aliens! Where the heck are ya?”

grizzly bear mixed in for flavour.

That must have been one brave dog to mount a grizzly.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but the lead singer of T Rex died in '77. Not sure how they would have helped either, the living members have to be pretty old these days.