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House Dems call for AI companies to testify on recent hacks: ‘Clear risk to safety’
www.cnbc.com/2026/08/10/openai-anthropic-ai-hack-congress.html
CNBCHouse Dems call for AI companies to testify on recent hacks: ‘Clear risk to safety’A group of House Democrats is calling on leaders of Anthropic, OpenAI and other AI companies to testify in Congress about recent hacking incidents.
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Government: Describe how they opened the artificial tubes of intelligent internet.
AI companies: Oh. It would appear we can lie our asses off, because these dustpiles don’t understand the core concepts at play here…
AI companies: They used a zappy gun. Which is why we need to install mass surveilance on every phone and street corner to find all the zappy guns.
Government: My god!!! Those zappy guns go pew pew pew and now everyone knows I wear pink panties and a dog collar in my wifes basement! Fund the AI immediately!