John. Yes, THAT John.

New instance. I've got all my follows, but the few mutuals I had in the old instance didn't transfer. So If you don't know me, that might be why. Or I might be a creep? IDK. My wife says I'm not, but she may be biased.

I was born.
I fucked around for a few years (Okay, DECADES).
Now, here I am.

A guy once called me an SJW. He meant it as an insult. And it WAS!!!

I'm a fucking BARD, goddammit!

Tip of the day: Don't have a stroke. They suck.

@alipunk does the best art.