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zarkanian@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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‘Has flat buttocks,’ ‘cusses when scared’: Amazon keeps shockingly specific customer profiles

www.fastcompany.com/91619118/amazon-shopping-customer-profiles-about-you-page-shockingly-specific-how-to-see-view-your-profile
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The Real King Gordon@KingGordon@lemmy.world
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Just checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”.

Anybody know what this means?

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noride@noride@lemmy.zip
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It means you a certified snack.

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tal@tal@lemmy.today
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It means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren’t some mere half-caker.

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criss_cross@criss_cross@lemmy.world
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It means it’s ready for eatin’.

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Honytawk@Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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That you need to wipe more often.

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kbobabob@kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Chocolate frosted buttocks

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