posted in Asklemmy
Why some shows draw a line at showing genitals except for dicks?
The boys as an example so many dicks, yet not a single pussy was shown
Replying to @HiroK@lemmy.world
I think maybe because of prosphetic dicks?
Replying to @MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
Did you mean prosthetic or prophetic dick? I just had to imagine a dick telling the future or giving investment advice 😁
Replying to @Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
Put you face near my dick, it will tell you fortune to come ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Replying to @SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
Hmmm, sounds vaguely suspicious, but…fortune might be well in my favor and missing it might be unwise. Oh dick of prophecy, tell me: what shall i do?
Replying to @Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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Replying to @SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
Now THAT looks perfectly reasonable and modern. Prophecies without subscription… What did my rotten brain suggest me here…tsk.