Fellow mem, how often do you notice pissy pants after you get done peeing?

Squeeze the urethra (it runs along the bottom of the penis) from perineum (from behind the scrotum) up to tip of the penis after you finish peeing. That’ll get the last of the urine out of your urethra so it won’t end up in your pants, which will probably solve the problem. Unless you’re incontinent, but that’s a different situation and if you suspect that, it probably deserves a trip to the doctor.