posted in Asklemmy
Do you believe in aliens?
That’s a yes from me. But I wanna hear what others think.
That depends. Yes, I believe it is probable that life exists elsewhere in the universe. But no, none of that life is building pyramids in ancient Egypt, abducting cows, or anal probing hillbillies.
Replying to @Ariselas@piefed.ca
I think you’ll find it’s the hillbillies doing the anal probing.
Replying to @WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
And it’s probably to those poor cows that wish they were being abducted.
Replying to @WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Those hillbillies are all FBI agents now
Replying to @Ariselas@piefed.ca
Hillbilly awaiting his anal probing stark naked with cheeks spread in a field.
“Gosh dang it, Aliens! Where the heck are ya?”
Replying to @Ariselas@piefed.ca
We don’t have aliens living anywhere near us/our galaxy etc., but there definitely could be another planet out there with life. I mean why not? It happened to earth.
Humans built the pyramids. Aliens just use them as landing pads for their space ships.
Replying to @SatyrSack@quokk.au
Chevron 7… Locked.
Indeed