Hey Platforms: Your Violent Content Policies Are About To Meet The Pentagon’s Firing Squad

Imagine thinking a government is so fundamentally violent and unjust that you’re motivated to kill 13 people at random in protest.

Then you’re in jail and wondering if you did the right thing, tortured by doubt.

Then they announce your live-streamed firing squad execution and you’re like, “yeah…”

(And this in the fantasy scenario where Hassan was only tortured by doubt.)

I already don’t believe in the death penalty, but this shit is absolutely wild to me. Why are we using a firing squad in 2026? Who the hell decided to bring that back?