Alright, it's time to draw my wyvern idea
Volpeon 
Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis. 
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
- Website
- volpeon.ink
- Speaking
- German, English
- Age
- 30s
- Pronouns
- he / him
- Backup Account
- @volpeon
- Bonus Content
- @areon
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Imagine how excited barn owls were when humans finally invented barns.
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Krähen Summer Fashion 2026: man trägt Fluff. 😍
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Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
One thing I learned while brainstorming and testing is that you can't pair a canine head with a longer neck, it just looks weird
It is imperative that I get the floof levels right for the new wyvern
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this is your brain on censorship
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Verfassungsrechtler zur aufgeschobenen Ministervereidigung: "Merz handelt verfassungswidrig"Der Mann bekommts echt hin, alles falsch zu machen
Spyware (a portmanteau for spying software) is any malware that aims to gather information about a person or organization and send it to another entity in a way that harms the user by violating their privacy, endangering their device's security, or other means.lmao this is really 90% of software now
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software that you cannot control and causes bad shit to happen is (usually) called malware
Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Also the sanitary aspect. Can't say we enjoy the dog sliding across the carpet with its butt (which we took care of, feeding back into the money aspect)
We're in the process of finding a new home for my deceased grandma's dog and one thing that has become clear is that the vast majority of dog owners live in an alternative reality where you need no money and time to take care of a pet and don't understand why we won't just keep it.
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Own photo
#ManedWolf #Leggy #Bot
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a tumblr post for you
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Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
@volpeon @mametsuko "and here, we see volpeon, as he is forced to start another workday against his best wishes."
GIF
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yeah she would
https://x.com/shimejimee/status/2074851166576583094
https://x.com/shimejimee/status/2074851166576583094
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Remember to use lots of if-elses instead of data structures for 300% more features
RE: social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne/statuses/117007220279046389
RE: social.treehouse.systems/users/ariadne/statuses/117007220279046389
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they're just naming these guys whatever huh
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Too hot 
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you will now tilt your head in these directions individually
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