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I very often forget that I'm a creative genius and then I'll stumble across something I have made real and smugly nod to myself that actually, yes, I do have my moments.
This is one of them.
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Volpeon
Wyvern-shaped software developer and hobby vector artist. Also sometimes a fluffy werewolf alien creature (Areon).
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis. 
Creator of the neofoxes, neocats and other emojis.
- Website
- volpeon.ink
- Speaking
- German, English
- Age
- 30s
- Pronouns
- he / him
- Backup Account
- @volpeon
- Bonus Content
- @areon
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People making calls while driving, please don't
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Replying to @da_667@infosec.exchange
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the network was airgapped. except for the proxy we included for it to download software updates
THATS NOT A FUCKING AIRGAP.
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Digital ownership is going GREAT!
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Woke up to my cat chewing on my hair, she'd made herself quite comfortable on my pillow
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Ich_iel
geposted von u/OnePlus88
https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/1v8dums/ich_iel/
Der Langenscheidt-Verlag hat die Top 10 zum Jugendwort des Jahres 2026 veröffentlicht. Eigentlich wäre „Mehrzweckeier“ dabei – wurde aber wieder gestrichenFeiglinge
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inside you are two wolves and their 839 legitimate interest data partners.
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Die junge Krähe versteht nicht, warum sie noch kein Futter von den erwachsenen bekommen hat, dabei bettelt sie ja alle an?! 😭
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I learned a work appointment that was supposed to take place tomorrow was cancelled. Best day of my life
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Haskell (by xkcd)
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Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
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The last thing I did in that building was taking a claustrophobia-inducing "staircase". It was tiny and the stairs were more like ladders through a hole. I could barely squeeze through and it just got worse the further down I went. 
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New from 404 Media: Wikimedia will not voluntarily recognize union a supermajority of its workers want
Wikimedia waited until the days following its largest worldwide conference to issue a statement saying it would not voluntarily recognize a union of its workers.
www.404media.co/wikimedia-waits-until-after-its-massive-conference-to-say-it-wont-voluntarily-recognize-union/
404 MediaWikimedia Will Not Voluntarily Recognize Union a Supermajority of Its Workers WantThe Wikimedia Foundation waited until immediately after its largest annual conference to say it wouldn't voluntarily recognize its workers' union. Volpeon boosted
Been trying to stress this point for years...
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Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
Oh, and the bus I was supposed to take was actually passing by right next to me. I yelled and hammered against the door, but the driver was an asshole and just drove off. 