The assertion that radioactive elements having long half-lives makes them more dangerous always boils my piss.
Potassium-40 has a half-life of 1.5 billion years, yet a banana is a delicious and healthy snack.
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Replying to @patterfloof@meow.social
@patterfloof I want my bacon to be ✨ frangible✨
Why is it that the quality of a bacon sandwich is inversely proportional to its price?
Greasy spoon: £2.90. Amazing. Full of bacon. Real HP sauce. Fresh bread. Real butter.
Railway cafe: £4.29. Burned, sugary, long-life "bread". Half a rasher of anemic bacon. Off-brand, vinegary brown sauce. No butter.
Replying to @noodlejetski@masto.ai
@noodlejetski @ErinRose Canadian nuclear engineers have a CANDU attitude
Replying to @patterfloof@meow.social
@patterfloof See also "Chocolate Salty Balls" and similar crimes of the 1990s.