robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]

pre-myspace stuff was fine enough. unclear if myspace was ok or not. facebook and later is definitely bad

frames

old html tags like marquee that might not work anymore

under construction

webring links

hardcode it to 800x600

that setting i forget the name of where the background image is static but everything else scrolls

space aliens? statistically? sure

space aliens on earth? nah

aliens as a matter of law? i’ve been one

less often than knowing the mass of a volume of water would have been useful, which is trivial in metric.

it’s so complicated i definitely don’t remember ounces in a pint or quart or yards in a mile, let alone any of the less common ones despite living in this shithole.

division by 10 is the easiest division you can have in base 10

the bigger issue is replacing every drill bit and wrench in the country

base 10 is way better than whatever the fuck cups, pints, ounces, different ounces, and so on are

if you shake the rug so it snaps like a whip you don’t have to beat it with something. with how come off about dust you’ll want to stand upwind of the rug and maybe wear PPE when you do it

have you ever asked a straight virgin if they’re sure they’re straight?

far from the worst any of us has heard, your bullshit is all too common.