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Slowly?

The number of hurricanes, floods, droughts, earthquakes and fires on all the news sources would indicate otherwise.

Darth Musk: Execute order… 69420!

Battle droids begin running around with pretend chainsaws saying “don’t I look cool mom?”

Lobot: And that’s why he’s the richest man in the galaxy

Chewbacca: You don’t talk

I’m glad I don’t know more about aviation and human nature so I don’t have to worry about this as much as it probably warrants.

People who are used to not facing real consequences, directing 200-ton metal tubes full of humans through the air above us?

Probably fine.

Do you ever stare at them for 26.372 minutes?

I think I would rather invest in some sort of cockamamie system that deploys drones to drape giant tarps over the trees or something.

Anti-hail cannons sound a bit silly.

“The Internet of the future will be amazing! People will use it to voluntarily enrich their minds, and freedom and peace will reign!”

Actually: Nazis

Which is hilarious, cops showing up to talk to someone about violence.

Like, is anyone ever gonna sit the cops down and have a chat about how many innocent people they actually kill every year?

I’m still wondering how long advertisers are going to be shoveling money into it until they realize mostly only bots are the audience, and then what the collapse after that is going to look like.

Oh god. Well, that brought it from about a 20 percent chance down to about 2.

I’ve played every GTA since release, and I gotta say, I’m probably not going to play 6 for at least a few years after release, if ever.

But companies always hold their promises…

It’s darkly hilarious that parents are demanding that schools allow their kids to be stupid and the schools are just like “okay, we can’t do anything about this.”

What’s even the point? Shut 'em down if they’re not going to enforce any rules.

At that point, it’s probably more healthy to send little Bobby down into the mines, at least he won’t have time to melt his brain on a screen.

No doubt so trump can make up some bullshit excuse to try to suspend the midterms.

We already know he’s going to try, I hate how obvious this shit is from a thousand miles away, but still nothing is done about it.

Listen, if something didn’t happen within 5 feet of me, then it didn’t happen.

I have decreed that all evidence otherwise must be brought to me for presentation, and you’ll also have to understand it for me, and after all that, I’ll have AI tell you that you’re wrong.

It’s still not an anachronism like the cybertruck.

The cybertruck looks like a concept car an autistic kid in the 80’s would’ve drawn and dreamt of creating one day.

I can’t image why.

What, he’s going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?