It looks like Clickhole either deleted or moved that article earlier this year at some point in 2025. And if they moved it, they didn't update their link in their "best of 2018" post from 2024.
They're also still selling the t-shirt with the headline quote on it.
Anyway, here's an archive.org link: https://web.archive.org/web/20250517005853/https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/