Previously: @niconiconi@cybre.space / Code monkey and sysadmin / No nations, no flags, no patriots. / Chaotic Neutral / Now Accelerationist / currently NEET + hikikomori / 🔐 “Onii-chan is watching you!", use OpenPGP: FAD3EB05E88E8D6D / biologically male, self-identified as '; DROP TABLE genders;
SCSI - System Can't See It
SAS - Support Always Subpar
SATA - Stuck At Trying Access
SSD - Storage Suddenly Disappears
NVMe = No Valid Media, ever
SMART - Seagate Makes Attribute Registers Tricky
RAID = Resilvering Always Initiates Disasters
LTO = Long Transfer Operation
ZFS = Zero Files Snapshotted
BTRFS = Better To Reformat File System
NFS = No Filesystem Security
Q: What happens if you exploit a FreeBSD service?
A: You go to jail(8).