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Patronising tours on your first day where they boast about the great facilities but also lecture you about how to keep the place clean, being considerate to coworkers, not being too loud, etc. I’m not a 8yo.

People who cough and splutter at their desks instead of staying home until they stop.

That not everyone has reached the blatantly obvious conclusion that offices are an anachronism, especially those eye sore tall buildings that lay half empty.

Barrister, like Rumpole of the Bailey.