like soume kinda, nebulrat

both putin and trump have their own special "TV" channel (read: Best Of compilation edits of the past day/week) with shows made exclusively for them and only them to consume, to show the world in a more positive and exciting light to themselves, living in a malformed perception of the world and their homes

wild

i wonder if xi jingping also has this or not
kim jong un PROBABLY has this i bet
bibi DEF has this too i bet 100%

WORLD'S A STAGE

@lain my colleague actually puts the extra pickle juice in a glass bottle some days and drinks it at work

sometimes i think i should do that too but i dont wanna spend time clean my bottle from pickle juice

@lain i was thinking how de-mineralized i was feeling the whole day and how the ELECTROLYTE of the PICKLE and PICKLEJUICE was really making me feel so muc h better

@lain just ate a jar of pickles (fermented), a mini tub of cottage cheese, and a milk

it made my thoughts go "mm food"

fuck lmao

@lain i didn't know how to put Renaissance in there

@lain ass in ass, all will be revealed

@lain ifb you consider Leonardo da Vinci a femboy

Then almost

@lain yeah like 10 variants, half suck and half are ok

@meso böse meso, pfui, Nein!

@lain a fate befodden

@lain what a sentence to tab to exactly this instant

ALL work is caught up and there is quite literally nothing to do at dayjob today or tomorrow or tomorrorowrow, except fix emergencies (yesterday completed)

warehouse is cleaned neat unt tidy (today completed)

almost all men are on summer vacation (more going today and tomorrow)

not dayjob, just finished paperwork for annual personal company report to tax office and EVERYTHING MATCHED ON FIRST TRY (not that much action tho this year on my company, only ~20 transactions and i havent lost a single receipt/bill over the course of a year this time!) now just wait for tomorrow to re-read everything with clear head so nothing important is missed and sent winky face. not even any computer rounding errors of 0.01 here and 0.02 there GOBLESS

i am, all caught up, as the cool kids say nowadayx