H. Faust

@lain People swear that this is the only good nuTrek show but I'm not falling for it.

Look at that bump

«Still, that’s not to say those shows weren’t valuable, with “Discovery,” “Picard” and “Strange New Worlds” continuing to be big contributors to the service. More importantly, they also drove viewership back to old “Star Trek” shows, generating additional streaming revenue, according to Parrot»

So new shows were so shitty it made people return to classic Star Trek. Paramount is doing to Star Trek what Coca Cola did with New Coke.

@hakui @lain @jeremiah I thought the secret to immortality was red lead (don't look it up)

@lain @jeremiah Only this version

@jeremiah Ass: A Star Wars Story

What are next?

No... My Star Trek x Looney Tunes crossover movie is being postponed

@lain Ah yes, Ma Petite Sœur Ne Peut Pas être Aussi Mignonne

@lain Hey, French cinema has more than incest! It also has rape

@lain He recommends a French movie about incest, he is almost Fedi material.

@lain Also this one https://youtu.be/OqpxT_iJ8Mc

@lain Their old ones were better https://youtu.be/63VRJQYcNn0

Christopher Nolan’s Closet Picks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9fgFt-Ibik

@lain Sheep fuckers unite!

@lain Is Zendaya the Ryan Gosling for self-insert females?

What is HER story?