Me: "Hello new students! Welcome to our lab! Please don't pour molten agar down the sink!"
New students: *nod, smile, immediately scurry off to pour molten agar down the sink*
Every. Sodding. September.

Devon,🇬🇧,🇪🇺,🌍
Frantically waving a Linda McCartney sausage and a bike pump in the face of the howling void of chaos and despair.
I block accounts sharing unCW'd images of dead children.
I'm sorry, I don't donate money in response to DM's. I won't report you but I will mute you if you keep doing it.
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